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Showing posts with label random. Show all posts

Thursday, June 20, 2013

{Discussion} Reading, Writing, and Reviewing Slumps


Yes, my last post was a kind of farewell, but don't worry! I'm not gone yet. I decided to film a vlog discussing reading, writing, and reviewing slumps because . . . well, I'm kind of in one - and so are a lot of bloggers I know.

So what the fuck is going on? Is there some disease affecting the willpower of book bloggers around the world? DO WE BLAME 2013?

IS IT THE MAYANS

No, but really. I want to know what you lovelies do during a reading, writing, or reviewing slump: do you watch crappy television (tip: don't watch good television series - you'll get addicted and never stop) or keep on reading until you find a good book? Do you take a break and wait for the day you wake up and go, "well, I feel like reading today!"

I want to know! Comment below and check out the video.


Oceana is a French-blooded teenager who enjoys stalking British boys and asking them to marry her. She was diagnosed with severe fangirl disorder in 2011. Able to curse like a sailor with an angelic voice.


Monday, June 17, 2013

{Random} Oceana Takes a Vacation

The title of that post is sort of misleading, seeing as I haven't posted a lot in the last few weeks. I'd like to apologize for that; blogging is exhausting and I'm in sort of a reading slump.

I'll be in Colombia for the next six weeks, about, and I won't always have wifi. I'll be spending a considerable amount of time there at my uncle's horse farm in the mountains. I may be on one day and disappear for the next two. I just never know, so I wanted to make sure you guys were aware before I left tomorrow.

I'll try to get reviews in while in wifi range, but I can't promise anything.

I'll miss you all!


Oceana is a French-blooded teenager who enjoys stalking British boys and asking them to marry her. She was diagnosed with severe fangirl disorder in 2011. Able to curse like a sailor with an angelic voice.


Saturday, April 27, 2013

{Random} Please Don't Kill Me

I get the feeling that I should really write heart-to-heart posts more often. They're a lot more fun than reviews lately; that's for sure. I'm not very good at them, though.

I'm here to grovel at your lovely feet hey, did you get a pedicure? and apologize profusely for not keeping up with the blog.

I've been super busy WATCHING TELEVISION AND ON TUMBLR and reviewing is much harder for me to do now. I'm pulling myself out of this damn reading slump, but it's hard, you guys.

In the coming weeks, however, Lisbeth and I are planning on hiring an awesome person to completely revamp this blog, because let's face it: I am not web designer. This blog looks like shit, and my "templates" are a pain in the ass to work with. The only thing I'll tell you is that we're going to have a different color scheme: black, white, and green.

And our anniversary is coming up in several months! It'll have been a year that we met on the... what is it? The nineteenth of September? The story of how we met is pretty amusing, but we'll save that for another time. Man, I wish I still had the status update thread I posted a few days before we met... I deleted it because I was afraid my parents would somehow see it, bwahaha.

Dammit, I can't stop saying met. Gah.

Back to the point: I am SO, SO SORRY. I know all my friends in real life would say, "why are you apologizing for having a life?" because they are meeeaan bitches, but my blogosphere nuggets mean so much to me.

I love you all!

Well, most of you, anyway. There's a few I'd like to stab... with love, of course.

Oh, and maybe this will make up for my disappearance:


YES, THAT IS ME AS A VERY YOUNG BITCHY CHILD GIVING THE CAMERA THE DEATH STARE

LEAVE ME ALONE

xoxo,

Oceana

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

{Debate} The Assassin's Curse


Oceana and Lisbeth share different opinions of the book THE ASSASSIN'S CURSE by Cassandra Rose Clarke. Here, they battle it out over a Skype conversation, with Oceana attacking and Lisbeth defending. Read Oceana's negative review and Lisbeth's positive review before you continue.

Friendships are shattered.

Lies are revealed.

Romance seizes.

Welcome... to the debate.



Oceana: First of all, let's begin with Ananna, Miss Pineapple. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN STAND HER. How do you like her?

Lisbeth: Well, let's keep in mind that I read this a long time ago. I don't know if I'll still love her as much. But I loved her attitude more than everything. Even though she spent most of her time protecting Naji, at least she wasn't idiotic.

Oceana: What about this water nymph bitch? Didn't you think it was unfair that she had no personality, and her only purpose was to make Miss Pineapple jealous?

Lisbeth: I completely agree with you there. The girl's only purpose was to make Pineapple - I mean Ananna - jealous. That really ticked me off. She's basically that ex-girlfriend in every highschool drama.

Oceana: NAJI. Bitch, I think you're sexist because you hate spineless heroines, but Naji is adorable to you even though he's a damso-in-distress.

Lisbeth: This is where it's sadly going to a very uneventful and boring fight to the death. I was being hopelessly sexist.

Oceana: I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU.
Lisbeth: He's uterly spineless (and I'll be murdered by Zuz for saying this). I still think he's adorable in the same way you can say that Daemon is sexy.

Oceana: YEAH, BECAUSE DAEMON ISN'T A BIG BABY. Naji's like SAVEEEE MEEEE, PROTECT ME, HIDE ME FROM THE EVIL

Lisbeth: How do you account for the fact that Daemon is a huuuge asshole? Huh? He's insufferable.

Oceana: I never liked him while he was an asshole. Plus, he changed - and it's the same cocky confidence that YOU LIKE  IN DEAN AND THE OTHER DAMON.

Lisbeth: Damon is an asshole, and so is Daemon. There is no doubt about that. He's despicable at times but he's pitiful in the same way you feel bad and want to hug Loki in Avengers even though he's insane. Dean isn't an asshole. End of story.

Oceana: Yeah, he's a gigantic dick. I never said I liked him while he was being an ass to Katy. And I never said Dean was an asshole - I LOVE HIM - I said he was confident and had... *shudders* SWAG.

Lisbeth: Did you just say... swag?

Oceana: *cringes*

Lisbeth: Wow, ok... time for me to interrogate you. Did you truly not find the writing at times very vivid? I'm not saying the writing is fantastic and the best I've ever seen. It's not but I have to say that if you disregard the accent, the writing is very immersive.

Oceana: Yes. Yes I did. It could have been a lot better, and it's DEFINITELY better than a lot of self-pub written out there, but I found it... Average.

Lisbeth: One of my favorite things about THE ASSASSIN'S CURSE was the assassin and blood magic concept. Was this idea completely horrible to you like the rest of the plot?

Oceana: No! I loved the idea of the plot! It sounded amazing. But it was so disappointing.

Lisbeth: Yeah, yeah. I get it. You hate-y.

Oceana: *scowls*

Lisbeth: *scowls back*

Oceana: What about the romance? Please, explain THAT.

Lisbeth: Darling, you know I love you but I don't think you got the point of the romance.

Oceana: The blurb LIED TO ME.

Lisbeth: The whole point of the romance was the lack of romance. It was slow and hardly there but you could tell it was there. And what, pray tell did the blurb say?

Oceana: "... And the growing romantic tension between them." LIKE I SAID BEFORE. I HAVE MORE SEXUAL TENSION WITH MY FISH.

Lisbeth: I understand that you find it impossible to read a book without any romance, but they are there. As I said, the blurb is bad - very bad.

Oceana: Dude, I can read a book without romance. But it LIED. Don't you dare fucking claim there's romance when he can't tear his eyes off that nymph.

Lisbeth: Wait - didn't you tell me how you find it hard to read a romance free book? How it felt like something was missing? There's romance even though it's hardly there. That's what sequels are for.

Oceana: Ummm. I never said that...

Lisbeth: Would you like me to go and look through our DMs to find it?

Oceana: Oh yeah? Find it.

Lisbeth: How far can you search? In Twitter direct messages.

Oceana: Haha, I can't. I clear my history. Improvise, I guess.

Lisbeth: "I seriously can't read books without romance. It's physically painful." October 5th.

Oceana: That's the best you can come up with? That doesn't sound like me at all. *huffs*

Lisbeth: FINE. I'll do better. *grumbles* Bitch.

Oceana: LOVE YOU TOO.

Lisbeth: "Me no read books wit out kissy kissy." That's what you said.

Oceana: I was not aware that I was a ghetto baby...

Lisbeth: I'm improvising.

Oceana: Ghetto caveman baby, pardon me.

Lisbeth: "I shall not read a single book without sexy times". Direct quote guys.

Oceana: NOPE.

Lisbeth: PICKY BITCH

Oceana: Closer with the sexy-times part, though.

Lisbeth: "I totally can't read a book without sexy times."

Oceana: NO. How about, "I miss my freaking sexy times. I need some TENSIONNNNNNN."

Lisbeth: "Books without sexytimes are soooo boring. DEAN DAMON"

Oceana: I didn't even know Dean in October, dumbass.

Lisbeth: Oh ok... "I lurv sexy times in my books like say DELENA mmmmm hot"

Oceana: NO NO NO NO NOPE.

Lisbeth: I'm trying my best here! How about, "Delena. It's hot and tensiony. Romances should be like that."

Oceana: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT

Lisbeth: WHY NOT IT'S TOTALLY YOU

Oceana: ANNA AND THE FRENCH KISS is so not hot and steamy and it's one of my favorites. I DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE THAT

Lisbeth: I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE

Oceana: Forget this. You can't pretend to be me, bitch.

Lisbeth: DAMN YOU.

Oceana: I guess we're done here. See you later, guys. *ducks* STOP THROWING PLATES BABE

Sunday, January 27, 2013

{Random} Oceana's Message to STGRB



Yes, I, Oceana Fern, have been added to Badly Behaving Goodreaders list on Stop The Goodreads Bullies, a hypocritical site dedicated to exposing, harassing, and insulting Goodreads and Amazon reviewers.

Their hypocrisy is astounding.

#1 

They bashed two friends of mine for 'harassing' an idiot minor, and yet, here I am, along with some other minors, on their list, where we will probably be attacked and exposed.

#2 

STGRB has two posts on 'defending' the minors of Goodreads from pedophiles (written by Caroll Byrant, BAHAHA, THE IRONY) and sexual role-players. They claim they'd kill to protect their own child, and go on and on about how parents deserve to know what 'Goodreads is really like'. They say how horrible it is that these minors are harassed and have conversations about sex with adults.

GAH THE SCANDAL, HIDE, HIDE ME.

Now, I have personally been featured on Caroll's bully blog, and he is fully aware that I am a minor - in fact he had a discussion about it with another blogger.

Yet... here he preaches about saving the children on Goodreads.

*headdesk*

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

{Giveaway} Signed Copy of If I Stay by Gayle Forman

Oh hai there. It's Oceana Fern.

Yes, you can win a signed copy of that IF I STAY by the wonderful, hysterical, talented Gayle Forman.

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A critically acclaimed novel that will change the way you look at life, love, and family. 

In the blink of an eye everything changes. Seventeen ­year-old Mia has no memory of the accident; she can only recall what happened afterwards, watching her own damaged body being taken from the wreck. Little by little she struggles to put together the pieces- to figure out what she has lost, what she has left, and the very difficult choice she must make. Heartwrenchingly beautiful, Mia's story will stay with you for a long, long time.



IF I STAY is a really amazing book, and if you haven't read it, please do. I actually loved her new novel, JUST ONE DAY, more than IF I STAY, which was a huge surprise - considering all the problems I had with our protagonist, Allyson. But I loved it so much!

I had my blogger friends in mind when I purchased an extra copy at Gayle's blog tour signing for JUST ONE DAY in Miami (cue the squealing) and decided to use this signed copy for ASSORTED INSANITY'S first giveaway... hosted by me, Oceana Fern!

I BEAT YO ASS LISBETH

But before you scroll straight down to Rafflecopter to start putting in entries, I'm going to torture you with just a few pictures of Gayle, myself, and Gayle and myself at the signing.


She knew my name was French. SCORE.

  

Oh, oh, and I caught Gayle dancing in the lobby while I was happily destroying my delicious Black Forest cake. I took a picture, but, uh... *clutches phone to chest* MINE.

Oh, and if you see this around, it's the official advertisement for this giveaway:
disclaimer: he's not really. we wish.

I'll be paying for shipping and handling (my poor monies), and I'll try to send the book to the winner as soon as possible. I'll email the winner immediately (and tweet them if possible). The winner has seventy-two hours to respond before I pick another winner. I'm looking at you, winner. Lucky bitch.

I promise I'll do another giveaway that will be open internationally, but not this one.

Open only to those who live in the contiguous United States of America. 

This means that Alaska and Haiwaii are not included. I'm really, really sorry, but I do promise that when I get the chance and the money, I will do an international giveaway.

I'm not responsible if the book shows up looking like it was used as a punching glove on your doorstep. Sorry, bitch at the postal service, not at me. I shipped it looking like new. *haughty sniff*

This giveaway ends at 12 AM on February 6, 2013.

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Friday, January 4, 2013

{Interview} Devlin Scott and Oceana

Guys, guys! You won't believe it. Devlin Scott, my reviewer friend and official bullshit-your-way-through-life-advisor, asked to interview me! I've posted up on here because it's really awesome, and I've also linked to his blog, so check it out. Here it is:


I’d like to introduce you to Oceana, a young literary student with an uncommon passion for reading and reviewing books. She is self-described as: A stubborn French-blooded teenager, who also happens to adore reading, writing, wine, profanity, vlogging, and life (some of it, anyway).

She has to be one of the most voracious readers I’ve ever met and she throws her heart and spirit into every review she gives…whether she likes the book or not.

Thank you for taking the time to answer a few questions about your craft and passion for books.

Let’s begin by finding out about whom you are as a reader and a reviewer.

Devlin Scott: Where did your passion for books begin and was it a love of a grand design or a tumultuous affair at best?

Oceana: I’ve always loved reading, but I really started becoming zealous for it when I entered third grade. I was at a higher level than the other students in reading and nothing was particularly a challenge for me - so every three days or so, after everyone was dismissed from class, my teacher would haul out the big bin beneath her desk filled with books for older kids. Only I was allowed to take books from there, and she nursed my fervor for reading.

My reading was out of control by fifth grade, and I later discovered Goodreads, which made me all the crazier about it.

Devlin Scott: About how many books do you read and review in a week’s time?

Oceana: It honestly depends. I never used to review when I first joined Goodreads, but eventually I started to. A couple months ago, you could’ve asked me this question and I would have told you “about three books and two reviews”, but I’ve been so busy lately and family problems haven’t helped the matter. I probably read two books a week on average now and do perhaps two reviews and one mini-review - but I always need to write my reviews no longer than three days after I finish. I have this paranoid fear that I’ll forget important details.

I only review books I have strong feelings for, because if I have none my review will be incredibly dull.

Devlin Scott: Do you have any favorite genres?

Oceana: I tend to stick to young adult; usually they have some degree of romance in them. My favorite genre is paranormal because I love the fantasy aspects. I read to escape my daily life and replace it with something that will never happen to me. I also read science-fiction, though I honestly haven’t encountered that many good ones and two of my favorite books are realistic fiction.

Devlin Scott: What do you look for in a book; what captures your attention?

Oceana: I’m going to be flat-out honest and say that I’ll usually pick up a book with an interesting cover or a brilliant blurb. They just capture my attention; what can I say?

I look for something original with likable characters (snark gets bonus points) and an interesting, fast-paced plot - I don’t want to read about something that’s been done a billion times. If it has romance, I want chemistry! A big part for me is liking the main character, and since I prefer books in first person, it’s important that I enjoy reading from their perspective, and that the author does it right.

Devlin Scott: What would you say is the most important goal for a reader and or a reviewer?

Oceana: Putting your honest opinions into your review. You don’t want to lie about how you felt... if you loved it, you loved it, and you shouldn’t feel bad for doing so. And if you’re the black sheep for well-received books, tell people you thought so - you might just point out something nobody noticed before!

Devlin Scott: In the same vein, what obligations/skills do you feel a good reviewer must have?

Oceana: It’s very simple. Reviewers should be passionate about what they do, especially vloggers. No one wants to read a long, boring review or watch a monotone vlog, but if you love what you’re doing, you are absolutely not going to go down that route. I’m not the person to criticize vlogs at all (I’m new to this, remember?) but I try my hardest to keep it interesting and fresh.

Devlin Scott: What mistake or mistakes do you think authors make the most?

Oceana: Mmm... I think that writing a story with a spineless main character and controlling love interest is a big mistake. A lot of people seem to think a possessive partner is ‘sexy’, and it’s really not. Also, unnecessary and unrealistic love triangles. It’s unlikely that two gorgeous guys are going to be head-over-heels in love with a girl that could be replaced by a wooden plank. If there has to have a love triangle, I want the main character to, you know, have something special about him or her, and who they’ll end up with shouldn’t be obvious, either.

Devlin Scott: What are your pet peeves when it comes to stories? What do you hate to see in print?

Oceana: When the main character says “I let out a breath I hadn’t realized I’d been holding”. That drives me insane. Also, insta-love, stereotypes, and severe slut-shaming. Nobody falls in love in three days, not every cheerleader is an evil whore, and I’m tired of hypocritical heroines slamming on girls for wearing shorts an inch too short for their taste.

Devlin Scott: According to your Twitter Description, you enjoy profanity (yes, I’m going there) do you have a favorite word or phrase? (I’ll reproduce it as faithfully as I’m allowed.)

Oceana: I’ve been trying to cut down on my cursing in case one of my family members happens to stumble across my reviews (I hope it’ll never happen). But, the words still slip out, hehe. I’m going to spare your eyes the pain, Devlin, so I’ll just say “Bitch please” is one of my favorite ones.

Devlin Scott: If you could design the “perfect book” what would it have within its pages?

Oceana: A sarcastic, likable heroine, a swoon-worthy love interest, and an engaging, fresh plot. A novel that makes you look at the world a little differently. And a British or French accent somewhere along the lines. Take your pick.

Devlin Scott: If you could only have twelve books (your Nook doesn’t count) on a desert island (come on, we all agree that taking only one is stupid and futile) which ones would make the sandy beaches their new home?

Oceana: This question, gah! At least it’s twelve, though. Here they are:

STOLEN by Lucy Christopher. My all-time favorite. No words needed.
OBSIDIAN by Jennifer L. Armentrout. I love the chemistry between Katy and Daemon.
EASY by Tamara Webber. I think it sends out such an inspiring message to young women.
ANNA AND THE FRENCH KISS by Stephanie Perkins. Don’t judge me. It’s such a cute book!
DAUGHTER OF SMOKE AND BONE by Laini Taylor. What beautiful writing.
VAMPIRE ACADEMY by Richelle Mead. I met her. Squeal!
ANGELFALL by Susan Ee. Amazing, original read.
CLOCKWORK PRINCE by Cassandra Clare. My literary boyfriend is in it. Jem.
THE IRON QUEEN by Julie Kagawa. My favorite of the series.
SHATTER ME by Tahereh Mafi. Guilty pleasure, leave me alone. :D
LE PETIT PRINCE by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. A childhood favorite.
THE LIGHTNING THIEF by Rick Riordan. I wish I could take the whole series.

Devlin Scott: I notice that your self-description professes your desire to be a writer. What have you done to achieve this dream? What genre of writing are you leaning towards?

Oceana: I love writing, but I’m not very creative when it comes to plot and that’s a huge problem. I mostly work on fan fiction for that reason.

I’ve had some of my poetry compete in county/state literary fairs (which is funny because I’m not a poet, but apparently I can write it fine), and all of my writing at school has been well-received. But there are so many other people that are better at it than I am (another thing: I have no confidence). The only thing I have on my side is my age, so I’m hoping that as the year’s progress, I’ll get better at writing.

However, once my life kind of settles down, I’m going to start writing again. I miss it.

I’ll probably stick with young-adult, but who knows? I want to eventually write a good paranormal, though.

Devlin Scott: What are your ultimate goals/plans for the future?

Oceana: Scary question. The future is still far away, and I want to write, but I doubt that it’ll support me full-time. I don’t know what career I want yet, but I’m aiming for a PhD in English. I’ll probably stick to something literary-related.

Every person tells me I should be a veterinarian (I’m great with animals and run my own dog-sitting business). When I say I want to write, everyone responds with “you should write books about animals!” I can’t win. haha

Devlin Scott: This is your part of the interview to send a message to the world. Tell us what you’re up to and where others can see your work.

Oceana: Haha, I’m struggling not to spam you here, Devlin. Sad that I don’t have a blog open yet, but oh well.

I’m busy at school, squeezing in reading and reviewing time between homework and . . . homework. Dealing with not having my father here with me and plowing through life blindly.

I’m opening up my own book blog sometime in December (very excited, stay tuned!) and plan to continue vlogging.

Devlin Scott: Now, my final two questions: What is your favorite truth (the one thing you believe in the most)?

Oceana: Nothing lasts forever.

Devlin Scott: What is your favorite lie (the one you use most often to avoid or escape trouble)?

Oceana: Uh, I have a blinding headache. Sometimes it’s true, but sometimes it’s not.

Thank you so much for the interview, Devlin!
~ Oceana

Thank you, Oceana for taking a few moments to answer my questions. I’m a faithful follower of your reviews and I’m very proud of the work you do to keep our bookshelves well-stocked and happy. Please continue reading and writing.

Oceana is a French teenager who enjoys stalking British boys and asking them to marry her. She was diagnosed with severe fangirl disorder in 2011. Able to curse like a sailor with an angelic voice.


Monday, December 31, 2012

{Random} Favorite Reads of 2012

2012 was full of new discoveries, changing tastes in books, and of course, Oceana and Lisbeth meeting each other. Here we go over our favorite reads of 2012.

Oceana's Favorites

When people asked me what my favorite read of 2012, quite easily, I responded, 'Stolen by Lucy Christopher'. What I didn't realize is that when I was asked this, they meant books published in 2012 that I loved.

Oops. There goes the blonde in me.

So in this post, I'll be re-counting my top 10 favorite reads of books published in 2012. Just so you don't get confused.




10. The Lost Prince by Julie Kagawa
A disappointing spin-off, but great by itself.
9. Everneath by Brodi Ashton
Likable characters and a beautiful plot.
8. Hallowed by Cynthia Hand
ASDJKLLL TUCKER MARRY ME
7. I Hunt Killers by Barry Lyga
Incredibly creepy, dark, and gruesome.
6. Easy by Tammara Webber

Inspirational messages and themes.
5. The Immortal Rules by Julie Kagawa
Twilight what? 
4. Opal by Jennifer L. Armentrout
There's something in these books. Like drugs.
3. The Fault In Our Stars by John Green
Here's a box of tissues.
2. Days of Blood & Starlight by Laini Taylor
Her writing is inhuman.
1. Eternally Yours by Cate Tiernan
One of my favorites of all time.
SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE IT? I was willing to take an embarrassing picture with my precious. 

Tons of my favorite books of all-time were actually released around 2010, and most of my 2012 favorites were sequels of my previous favorites. I discovered a lot of good books in 2012, but none of them really blew my mind - mostly only the top five.

Lisbeth's Favourites

Woah, I can't believe the year is over already! I can't believe that it's already been a year since I sat down by my laptop, who is now departed (RIP dear laptop), and decided that I would start a book blog and review YA books. 

Though it's only been a year, I think that I've grown a lot since then, not only in my tastes in books but everything. Not to be vain, but I think I've made some pretty good choices as well such as leaving Shelfari (another book site) and joining Goodreads and finally working up the courage to talk to Oceana (yeah, it all spiraled from there).

Okay, to close this rambling introduction, I'm going to tell you this is actually a "Top Ten Favourite Reads" post not a weird mushy post about my emotional journey through the year.

10. Wanderlove by Kirsten Hubbard

Wow.



Extremely entertaining and fun read!



Deeply moving and brilliant.

Different and original with beautiful execution.



An interesting take on a zombie apocalypse.


ASDFGHJKL; LOVE


Horrifying and wonderful.


Walking Dead + Vampires = Awesome



Beautiful.


Jodi Lynn Anderson's writing is up there with Laini Taylor's (Oceana disagrees)

So yeah, that's it. I didn't have as many "ZOMG I LOVE THIS BOOK" moments as last year (remember that was the year when I loved Twilight). Hope you enjoyed! What were your top ten reads this year?